{"id":97,"date":"2011-03-23T07:07:50","date_gmt":"2011-03-23T15:07:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/morganrichter.net\/blog\/?p=97"},"modified":"2023-03-09T12:27:09","modified_gmt":"2023-03-09T20:27:09","slug":"duranalysis-union-snake","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/morganrichter.net\/blog\/duranalysis-union-snake\/","title":{"rendered":"Duranalysis: Union of the Snake"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

Watching the video for Duran Duran\u2019s \u201cUnion of the Snake\u201d is like coming into the middle of some obscure science-fiction film, where you have no earthly idea who the characters are or what they\u2019re supposed to be doing, or even whether the film is any damn good. Still, you keep watching, because the images are intriguing enough to hold your attention, even as the cogs in your brain spin in vain, trying to make coherent sense of it all and coming up with\u2026 I don\u2019t know, marshmallow fluff.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Yeah. It\u2019s sort of like that.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While \u201cUnion of the Snake\u201d (1983) has all the hallmarks of a Russell Mulcahy video (heavy on plot, plenty of evocative imagery,\u00a0totally bonkers<\/em>), it was actually directed by Simon Milne. Apparently, Mulcahy came up with the story concept, but when outside commitments prevented him from directing it, Milne stepped in. And where I write \u201capparently,\u201d go ahead and read that as \u201cAccording to Wikipedia\u201d and thus proceed under the assumption that the preceding information may be, as is so often the case with Wikipedia, nothing more than a passel of lies. Example: A while ago, some wag altered Nick Rhodes\u2019s Wikipedia entry to describe him as a \u201cblonde synth princess\u201d from a \u201cplanet made entirely of waffles,\u201d which is rubbish; everybody knows Planet Nick is composed of all things shiny and sparkly. Point being, if you\u2019re working on your doctoral thesis on Duran Duran, maybe this blog shouldn\u2019t be cited as a primary reference.

In the opening scenes, John, Roger and Simon trudge across a sandy, barren, post-apocalyptic wasteland (which is also known by the name \u201cAustralia\u201d). A green-painted naked guy with spiky green hair and vaguely snakelike prosthetics glued to his face slinks around on all fours, mugging for the camera while dogging the boys across the desert. He\u2019s making no attempt to hide, but either they don\u2019t notice him, or they\u2019re too cool to care. Naked green snake-man. Whatever.<\/p>\n\n\n

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The boys scramble down a sandy bluff and discover a stalled pickup truck with a dead body in the front seat.<\/p>\n\n\n

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I really like John\u2019s outfit. Based on the individual components, it should be a mismatched monstrosity\u2014glossy black button-down shirt, blue striped shawl, shiny silver belt, red leather gloves\u2014but somehow when it\u2019s all put together, it looks comfortable and stylish and flattering.<\/p>\n\n\n

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That may have more to do with the wearer than the ensemble, actually.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

While investigating the truck, Roger starts to look woozy, then crumples to the ground in exhaustion. Shortly thereafter, John conks out in the front seat. It\u2019s all a wee bit abrupt and random. Oh, sure, they\u2019ve been trudging across a sun-baked wasteland, and it\u2019s not hard to imagine they\u2019d be dead on their pretty feet, but they both look as dewy and fresh as English roses. No sweat-drenched hair, no sunburned noses, no icky pit stains.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Night falls. Simon drags Roger into a makeshift shelter and is preparing to haul a still-zonked John out of the truck when he\u2019s accosted by a mysterious brunette dressed in a sexy red bellhop uniform. Like every woman who\u2019s ever appeared in a Duran Duran video, she looks like she just stepped out of a Nagel painting.<\/p>\n\n\n

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So Simon cheerfully abandons his (unconscious, defenseless) friends and follows the sexy lady to a glass elevator in the middle of the nowhere. The snake-man, by the way, is now hanging out on top of the elevator. Simon? Doesn\u2019t notice, doesn\u2019t care.<\/p>\n\n\n

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There\u2019s a small flock of colorful birds inside the elevator. A quick nod to Barbarella<\/em>, yes?<\/p>\n\n\n

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Simon and the sexy bellhop take the elevator down into a vast underground structure. They pass by lots of: a) rickety scaffolding, and b) loincloth-clad dancing men. Between this video and \u201cWild Boys,\u201d this seems to be Duran Duran shorthand for \u201cpost-apocalyptic lair.\u201d In fact, in many ways, this video seems like a low-key dress rehearsal for the full-tilt gonzo lunacy of\u00a0the \u201cWild Boys\u201d video<\/a>, which would be released the following year.<\/p>\n\n\n

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A small, white-robed urchin throws open huge double doors and ushers Simon and the sexy bellhop into a spacious temple of some sort, which is filled with nonsensical crap: tents, dressmaker dummies, open umbrellas, more loincloth-clad dancing men, more small urchins in white robes, and, yes, a mime, who\u2019s juggling with a set of gigantic dice.<\/p>\n\n\n

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There\u2019s a high-backed chair at the far end of the room, like a throne, with a man holding a scepter seated upon it. We never see him clearly\u2014in fact, apart from a blurry glimpse in one long shot, we never see him at all. And hey, there\u2019s Nick! Nick strolls the length of the room and sits across from the man, his back to Simon.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Nick, more waiflike and ethereal than ever, appears to be swaddled in a gigantic tweed Snuggie\u00ae, and his hairstyle can only be described as mullet-ish, and yet he still<\/em> manages to look regal and aloof and impossibly glamorous. Nick is magical.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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Nick and the unseen man are deep in earnest discussion about the contents of some scrolls. Since we never see Nick\u2019s conversation partner, it gets a little confusing (really, \u201cit gets a little confusing\u201d is a statement that can be pretty much slotted into any place in any description of any Duran Duran video). The first time (okay, first few times) I watched this, I assumed Our Nick was babbling to himself, which also seemed to make a certain amount of sense. But no, he\u2019s definitely talking to someone, someone who keeps tossing around one of the mime-juggler\u2019s giant dice in a fingerless-gloved hand, and the video is taking pains to make sure we never see who it is.<\/p>\n\n\n

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At one point, Nick glances over his shoulder and spots Simon, who\u2019s looking around the chamber with due caution.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Nick looks down at a stylized\u2026 map? drawing?, and grows visibly agitated.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Behind him, Simon becomes alarmed and starts backing up toward the doors. Alarmed at the sight of Nick? Of the map? Of whomever Nick\u2019s chatting with? We\u2019ll never know.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

The loincloth-clad men start prowling toward Simon, who, led by one of the urchins, bolts for the exit. Nick rolls up the map and stuffs it inside the unseen man\u2019s scepter, which also functions as a sort of poster tube. Unclear-yet-dramatic things start happening: A nearby candelabra has been extinguished, and flickering lights flash across Nick\u2019s pretty face.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Simon and the urchin make it to the elevator.<\/p>\n\n\n

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The loincloth-clad men in the scaffolding keep leaping into each other\u2019s arms while fighting\u2014or, really, \u201cfighting\u201d\u2014n this weird, stylized, balletic manner. You know one staple of 1980s music videos that really hasn\u2019t stood the test of time? Dance-fighting. Big dance-fighting numbers are never a good idea, unless they involve a switchblade-wielding George Chakiris squaring off against Russ Tamblyn. Still, you used to see this sort of thing a lot in music videos\u2014\u201cBeat It\u201d and \u201cLove is a Battlefield\u201d are the chief offenders, but \u201cUnion of the Snake\u201d certainly stumbles into the trap, too. It was fine at the time. Almost thirty years on, it\u2019s a little dorky.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Oh, look, there\u2019s Andy. I have no idea what Andy\u2019s role is in this video. Andy<\/em> has no idea what his role is in this video. He\u2019s just sort of\u2026 hanging out in the scaffolding. At one point, he whisks one of the white-robed urchins out of the way of the dance-fighting loincloth guys, so\u2026 that\u2019s sort of a purpose, right? Andy, it must be said, looks like hell: sunglasses on, long hair greased back and winched into a tight ponytail. I don\u2019t think it\u2019s coincidence that in most shots he\u2019s at least partially obscured by the scaffolding. It\u2019s like he decided the best way to rebel against the sophisticated, glamorous, meticulously-groomed, luxuriously-coiffed Duran Duran image was to show up for the video shoot with really bad hair.<\/em><\/p>\n\n\n

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Sometimes I doubt Andy\u2019s commitment to Sparkle Motion.<\/p>\n\n\n

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As Simon rises up in the elevator, he passes another mysterious brunette (this video is teeming with mysterious brunettes, just FYI) who wears a sexily tattered dress and poses with colorful birds. She writhes at him in a sexy and mysterious manner. <\/p>\n\n\n

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And for some reason we don\u2019t get to see, Simon can\u2019t take the elevator all the way up to the surface. All of a sudden, he\u2019s climbing up through a tangle of plastic exhaust tubes to freedom.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

On the surface, Roger and John, who, thankfully, haven\u2019t died of exposure or been eaten by the snake-man while they were out cold, load up the pickup truck with supplies. They see Simon wriggle out of the tubes and collapse in a heap.<\/p>\n\n\n

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While John sticks with the truck, Roger goes to lug Simon to safety. He\u2019s interrupted by a series of pretty pink explosions coming from the underground lair. Pink rocket trails light up the sky. <\/p>\n\n\n

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Simon staggers to his feet and watches the explosions. He starts to stagger back in the direction of the underground lair, then collapses again.<\/p>\n\n\n

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A lot of people collapse for no particular reason in this video.<\/p>\n\n\n\n

Daylight breaks. Simon regains consciousness. The scepter with the map hidden in it, which we last saw in Nick\u2019s possession, is resting beside him. Roger and John have taken off in the pickup truck without him. I\u2019d label them callous bastards, but Simon did<\/em> leave them behind, unconscious and defenseless, when he went down the rabbit hole.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Someone gallops up and gives Simon a lift up onto his horse. They trot off together into the horizon.<\/p>\n\n\n

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Okay! That was the whole thing! It\u2019s weird, right? Lots of unanswered questions, starting with \u201cWhat did I just watch?\u201d and ending with \u201cWhat the heck was Andy\u2019s deal, anyway?\u201d Don\u2019t get me wrong, I like the video, but it\u2019s a mystery, a single lonely piece in a board game that got sold at a yard sale thirty years ago. And we\u2019ll never know the solution.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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